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Ok, so you like to watch movies? But do you also enjoy sitting in those cramped movie theater seats with the sticky gum and popcorn all over the floor? And what IS that stuff they put on popcorn these days? Motor oil? Monkey pee???

You COULD rent a video instead. Take a drive down to your local Nutbuster superfunkyvideo store and rent yet another scratched dvd that the last person used as a beer coaster. Yeah, that sounds like a plan. They only charge like 10 bucks for a rental lately, and then the cost of gas to get there, plus in the winter you’re gonna freeze your kahunas off just getting the stupid car to warm up! Yeah, that sounds like a LOT of fun. Ugh…

While it CAN be fun to go out for a night at the movies, when you hear the cool jazz of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”, you KNOW it’s time to stay inside and visit your free online couch potato video movies site.

Why? Because Spud The Couch Potato says so. Pass the chips…

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